PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your regular competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went barreling into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic